20 Best Geeky Chat-Up Lines

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Chat-up lines are always bad (sorry guys). Traditionally favoured by gelled-hair sleazeballs in pastel polo shirts with little more between their ears than an enlarged view of their nether-regions, there are very few women who have actually fallen for these lines.


There are a few lines that are so bad they almost become good again. Instead of the potential conquest looking at the perpetrator as if he were something that should be in the sewers (and not the crystal clean Gotham/Peter Parker’s NY ones, neither), she smiles, maybe even laughs. Maybe. Though it does depend on the perpetrator of this line not being a gelled-hair sleazeball in a pastel polo shirt (with the collar popped). Of course, no geeky man has this problem.

But what, you cry, what line will make the geeky girl of my dreams laugh, and accessorise my Winterfell t-shirt just perfectly? Well, class, let me tell you…

1) “You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you!”

2) “Hey baby, mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?”

3) “Are you a ninety degree angle, ‘cause you’re looking right!”

4) “Hey baby, don’t block my popup!”

5) “You’re like hitting F5… Refreshing.”

6) “Are you giving off an electric charge? Because my heart just skipped a beat.”

7) “Hey girl, I’m not a house elf, but I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.”

8) “Girl, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.”

9) “How come I know Pi to 100 digits, but not the 11 of your phone number?”

10) “Are you made of copper and terilium? Because you are CuTe!”

11) “Need me to unzip you files? Don’t worry, I’m IT support.”

12) “Hey baby, your phasers must be set to stunning!”

13) “The best relationships are like the universe; they start with a big bang.”

14) “I know this great restaurant at the end of the universe…”

15) “Hey baby, your bosons give me a hadron!”

16) “If you were an ISP, I’d dial you all day long.”

17) “Hello, I’m the Doctor.”

18) “Nice apps!”

19) “I can calculate the square root of any number in less than 7 seconds. Hey, if you don’t believe me, we’ll try it with your phone number.”

20) “Do you want to see a Jedi mind trick? I’m the one you’re looking for…”

Any other awesome geeky chat up lines to add to our list?

This is a guest post.  Susannah Perez is a geek who these pick up lines would definitely work on. She currently writes for ArcIT Solutions.

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